the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog. — A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via tastefullyoffensive)
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looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round
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Near were I live, there is a fairy penguin settlement; and people send in knitted jumpers for the rehabilitated ones to keep warm.
This was done after the Fairy Blue Penguins suffered from an oil spill in New Zealand, the jumpers keep them warm until their plumage recovers…
french beef stew over garlic mashed potatoes
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Just a reminder
And this is why the Republican party needs to go fuck itself forever. Revolting.
If Fox thinks that a Muslim can’t write a book about Christianity
would they agree that men can’t write legislation about women?
When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.
Holy crap, I never realized.
if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands —
I will never not reblog this
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I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis? — Daniel Radcliffe (via dutchster)
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