February 2012
“If I wanted the government in my womb, I’d fuck a senator.”
– Senator Judy Eason McIntyre; Tulsa, OK (via supcakes)
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“The Bible’s the greatest game of ‘Telephone’ in history. Jesus said ‘Love your...”
– @JohnFugelsang (via apoplecticskeptic)
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WatchWatch
Zooey Deschanel hosted SNL last night, and a lot of the skits were misses but this one is a must watch
Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 9th
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friend: 10 people have asked to be my valentine
me: sometimes i meow at cats and they meow back
Feb 8th
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My bets for today's Superbowl:
johngreenismypatronus: Ireland will win, but Krum will catch the Snitch.  lolol
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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GUYS I GOT A TWITTER →
how do i work this nonsense…
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