February 2012
If I wanted the government in my womb, I’d fuck a senator.
– Senator Judy Eason McIntyre; Tulsa, OK (via supcakes)
The Bible’s the greatest game of ‘Telephone’ in history. Jesus said ‘Love your...
– @JohnFugelsang (via apoplecticskeptic)
Zooey Deschanel hosted SNL last night, and a lot of the skits were misses but this one is a must watch
friend: 10 people have asked to be my valentine
me: sometimes i meow at cats and they meow back
My bets for today's Superbowl:
johngreenismypatronus:
Ireland will win, but Krum will catch the Snitch.
lolol
GUYS I GOT A TWITTER →
how do i work this nonsense…