when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five
“My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said “How am I going to be an octopus about this?” and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing ‘octopus’ instead by accident.”—Dan Smith - http://you.co.za/news/performing-in-south-africa-was-slightly-surreal-we-chat-to-bastille/ (via dansmithsconverse)
He will take you by surprise,
and you won’t notice the first steps
that turn to falling.
When you make room for him,
be careful what you throw away.
When he stomps around your heart
like he owns the place,
remember who was there first.
I saw you, girl in line behind me at water fountain on the third floor of the library. Yes, I admit I did hear you fart, and I want to apologize for pretending that it was actually me who farted. I also want to apologize for actually farting on you when I bent down to drink. Its okay, everyone farts sometimes.