May 2013
asphyxion: i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing
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I need help, but fuck if I know what to do about it
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teenwhoops: i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 
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cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it  IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!
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going on birth control
whatshouldglotzbachcallme:
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partybarackisinthehousetonight: my grandma put a little piece of her birthday cake in the garbage can and i was like why the heck did you do that and she said “it’s important to leave some for the raccoons because what if it’s a raccoon’s birthday and no one remembers??”
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Woman: I'm smart
Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
Woman: I'm creative
Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman: I have value
Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut
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““Don’t you know that slavery was outlawed?” “No,” the guard said, “you’re...”
– Assata (via michellehuxtable) I tell my students this every single semester.  (via notesofanativesister) FBI’s most wanted for terrorism, everyone. (via so-treu)
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vandalswithjetpacks: The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
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When I find my phone after searching forever
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yugoslavic: i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 
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